That one friend

السلام عليكم,

This happened very recently.

That one friend of mine called me while I was at work.

It was about 15 minutes before the working hours ended.

My phone was ringing, I checked the caller ID and I immediately picked it up.

Cause this one friend is not a typical one who would give you a call, not even messages.

It would be once in a blue moon. In short, very rare.

I thought she's having a very urgent request or something or I might be owing her something.

Tekaan saya meleset. Completely.

Me: Hello?

Her: Hello Deaz, kau de-activate IG kau ke?

Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA (cause I never thought that was the first thing she would ever ask...) haah kenapa?

Her: Bila? Patutlah aku cari account kau tak jumpa! Aku ingat kau tukar ID kau!

Me: Baru je last week...

Her: Kenapaaaa?! Kau ni, aku salah tagged orang dowh! Patutlah dia reply pelik dekat aku

Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA KAU TAGGED SIAPA DOWH?!

Her: Aku nak tag kau then nampak gambar profile dia dengan lelaki so aku ingat kau lah?

Me: BAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHA WTF BODO LA KEJADAH GAMBAR DENGAN LAKI?!

I will never understand how this one friend of mine thinks. Like how can she confidently thought that was my account? LOLOLOLOL. By the profile picture? BAHHAHAHAH OMG

Me: Kau tagged dekat gambar apa? (Clearly I had no idea cause I was not checking her IG story)

Her: Aku nak ajak karok.. Lama dowh tak karok!

Me: Wei karok bulan depan lah, redbox kte free. BAHHAHAHAHA.

Her: Kau nak aku tunggu lagi sebulan?! weiiii nak karokkkkk!!

Me: Sabar lah weiii. Sabar yaaa

Her: Kau kenapa de-activate IG? Bla bla bla bla

Me: Saje je...

Her: Yela tu. Kau kenapa dowh?

The conversation went on about her asking me what's up. I don't know how I managed to change the subject but I asked if she's in Shah Alam for the weekend? Her husband's away so I guess that's the main reason why she is so damn pishang. I don't remember who initiated to lepak.. but I was like

Me: JOMMM I can see your kids! I missed them LOTS!

Her: Ok jom katne?

Me: can I trust you on this? Nanti kte msg kau, kau hilang dowh. Like u always did.

Her: Ala kau ni....

Me: Dengan kau ni kena husnuzon byk dowh! Bukan boleh caya.

Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH okay2 Nanti Jumaat/Sabtu kau msg aku balik. Tengoklah aku reply ke tak. Kalau tak tu means off la.

Me: KAUUUUUU KANNNN. Penatlah nak husnuzon nihhh

Our conversation ended cause she's in the midst of picking up her kids from nursery. It felt good though talking rubbish with her, regardless.

It is now Sunday. I texted her on Friday. No replies since then. Lol what's new?